heres a cool article i came across..
Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. Taped to the bottom of everyone's chair (even the chairs of the wedding party) was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open their envelopes.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.) After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said ''Fuck you !'' he then turned to the bride and said ''Fuck you !'' and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said..... ''Thanks, I'm out of here.''
He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge: 1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception. 2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen. 3) And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.... Ya gotta love this guy.
Friday, September 06, 2002
Thursday, September 05, 2002
damn my stars are lagging..issit my blog or is there sumthin wrong with the com im using now? shit shit shit heh~ was late for work agin as usual but at least i TRIED to be early. Aniways gettin really sick of work. keep looking at the time and that makes my day really really long. hate that. arrgh! 9 weeks to go man. be damn glad when its over (to my manager if your're reading this->WHERE'S MY BLOODY PAYCHECK?!?!?!?) Thinkin of going to town later to see the jeans..maybe i'll go alone if my friends aren't goin to town today. hmm havent been out alone for quite awhile...think i miss my that. drats! my colleague's back gota go before he he gives me that unapproving look again. till later..
Wednesday, September 04, 2002
Tuesday, September 03, 2002
brr..im freezing here..juz got to know that since my workplace is a server room, they control the temperature to be between 16 n 17 degs. It just feels like being in a giant freezer i tell u. gona meet alfie later at jp abt 7. Mom found ciggies in my bag yesterday and she didnt fuss..think she gave up already. woohoo! dun have to smoke in fear of my parents findin out anymore. surprisingly she gave me 20 bucks to buy jeans. heh~ kinda of lucky to get such an undstanding mom. :-) Really waiting fer my paycheck now. I wana pay hen his bucks coz he's kinda cash-strapped now..all i can sey is hold on dude. gota go fer lunch now. till later..
Monday, September 02, 2002
damn my backaches not gone yet..think im not gettin enough calcium i dont even drink milk guess its up to cheesedale cheesedale taste good with everything...heh~
saw a pair of leather converse shoes yesterday, kinda cool..think im buying it when i get my pay. think i wana get a new design for my blooger but the thing is i dont hav the time. im at work from 9-6 (which frankly is a waste of time coz im not doin anithing) and i gota go finish up my driving which i plan to pass by the year's end..shit
so much to do so little time
saw a pair of leather converse shoes yesterday, kinda cool..think im buying it when i get my pay. think i wana get a new design for my blooger but the thing is i dont hav the time. im at work from 9-6 (which frankly is a waste of time coz im not doin anithing) and i gota go finish up my driving which i plan to pass by the year's end..shit
so much to do so little time
Sunday, September 01, 2002
ouch..im achin all over..results of playin soccer yesterday..was worth it though. really missed the game and playin with my childhood pals. think last weekend was one of the best ive had in quite awhile. got myself another pair of levi's and a stussy wallet for 3 bucks (though some may think of it as a purse) and best of all i had fun hangin out wif my frens..nice